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by: Nick (02/22/2004)

How do you know when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house? When the BIG hand reaches the LITTLE hand.
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by: Ben (02/22/2004)

You don't have to be faster than the bear... You just have to be faster than the slowest guy being chased by the bear!
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by: Brent (02/22/2004)

What does McDonalds and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both stick their 40-year-old meat into 12-year-old buns!
I'm away, not eating McDonalds and not listening to MJ, bbl.
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by: Brittany (02/22/2004)

God made elks, God made deers.
God made NSYNC a bunch of QUEERS ... :-D
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by: tbaggingparma247 (02/21/2004)

Mopeds and fat girls have a lot in common... they're both fun to ride until a friend catches you.
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