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by: JT (02/25/2004)

When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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by: JT (02/25/2004)

How do you kill a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a swimming pool.
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by: JT (02/25/2004)

What makes five pounds of fat look really good? ... Nipples
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by: SLyguard (02/24/2004)

Limo for 6 hours - $450
Dinner before Prom - $125
Hotel Suite w/ Jacuzzi and Alcohol - $145
Realizing you forgot to get a Tuxedo - * Priceless *
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by: Andrew (02/24/2004)

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have a free pair of shoes! :) brb
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by: Corey (02/24/2004)

Mirrors can't talk, and lucky for YOU they can't laugh either - brb
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by: Amber (02/23/2004)

Children cause accidents in the back of the car,
and accidents in the back of a car cause children. bbl
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by: michael (02/23/2004)

What does Michael Jackson love about doing 29 year olds?....... There's 20 of them!
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by: Anonymous (02/23/2004)

What do Micheal Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both plastic and both turned on by little boys.
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by: Kay-rad (02/23/2004)

me: knock, knock
%n: who's there?
me: boo
%n: boo who?
me: aww, don't cry.. I'm away from my PC right now but i'll be back soon, I promise! brb
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