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by: bob (03/02/2004)

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his private. The bartender instantly asks him why on earth he has a steering wheel fixed to his crotch. The pirate replies:
"RRRRRRRRRRR . . . it's drivin' me nuts!"
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by: nosmo king (03/02/2004)

If a tree falls in the woods . . .
do all the other trees laugh at it?
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by: Leesah (03/02/2004)

I'd been having these weird thoughts about killing the sexiest person alive, but then I thought "wait a minute... suicide is a crime!"
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by: mattywatty (03/02/2004)

An argument over the computer is like the special olympics . . . If you win, you're still retarded.
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by: mRgiZzmZ69 (03/02/2004)

What color does a Smurf's face turn if you choke it?
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by: Beth (03/01/2004)

Once a boy asked his dad is God a boy or a girl? His dad said both... Then he asked is God black or white? His dad said both... Then he asked is God Michael Jackson?
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by: Ice (03/01/2004)

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
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by: Ben (DCLyricsktbrd) (02/29/2004)

What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?
They both have boys' briefs half off.
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by: Beth (02/29/2004)

I was so poor growing up... if I wasn't a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with - BrB playin with... um... toys?
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by: Preston (02/29/2004)

Harry Potter is at that awkward stage where he's too old for Michael Jackson, but too young for Demi Moore.
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