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by: Daynagirl07 (03/07/2004)

How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from
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by: mrwest453 (03/07/2004)

Is there reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
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by: N SANE803 (03/07/2004)

If you rape a prostitue, isn't that technically shop-lifting?
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by: wiggle (03/06/2004)

I was out trying to kill the hottest person in the world, but it turns out suicide is a crime.
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by: freakrd101 (03/06/2004)

There were 2 blondes going to Disneyworld. They saw a big sign that said Disney World left. So, they turned around and went home.
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by: Danthemn4 (03/05/2004)

Sorry, I'm busy giving away knives to retards and then asking who's special!
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by: andy (03/05/2004)

*sEx Is LiKe BuNgEe JuMpInG - fUn 'TiLl ThE rUbBeR bReAkS*
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by: pjrsoccer4 (03/04/2004)

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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by: Pete (03/04/2004)

As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice in my head kept saying, "relax... you're not the first doctor to sleep with a patient," but another voice in my head kept reminding me, "Howard: you're a veterinarian".
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by: kerpaul (03/03/2004)

What' s the difference between a Hummer H2 and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a Hummer in my garage.
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