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by: Virgi (03/09/2004)

Only in America can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman!
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by: Shadow (03/08/2004)

The other day I was working in my garden when I saw my dog sitting beside me with a dead rabbit in his mouth. 'Oh no! He killed that rabbit!'
As it turns out, the rabbit belonged to the nextdoor neighbor's little girl. Well, I cleaned it and stuck it back in the cage so it looked like it died of natural causes.
Three days later, the nextdoor neighbor walks up to me and asks 'did you hear that our pet rabbit Fluffy died?'
'N-no, t-that is s-sad...' I replied.
'Yeah, we buried him a week ago and some SICKO dug him up, gave him a bath, and stuck him back in his cage!'
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by: mrwest453 (03/08/2004)

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
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by: mrwest453 (03/08/2004)

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
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by: mrwest453 (03/08/2004)

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
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by: diablo11d (03/08/2004)

The difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I could care less.
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by: durinwitchtruth (03/08/2004)

You know it's going to be a bad day if...
1: Your wife says "Good morning Bill" and your name is Jon.
2: You put your bra on backwards, and it fits better.
3: You call suicide prevention, and they put you on hold.
4: You turn on the news, and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
5: Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
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by: kookidd45 (03/08/2004)

Sex is like poker...
If you have a good hand you don't need a partner
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by: neveahbluden (03/08/2004)

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. I'm still tryin' to calm him down . . .
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by: berretagood45 (03/08/2004)

Some people say I have a drinking problem.
I drink.
I get drunk.
I pass out.
No Problem!
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