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by: Jay Dubbs (03/13/2004)

What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida all have in common?
Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer...
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by: zhanghe765 (03/13/2004)

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
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by: paganvampire (03/11/2004)

What do you call a blonde doing cartwheels?
Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette . . .
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by: bobgotababyitsaboy (03/09/2004)

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? I've gone to find the answer!!
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by: Shane_Train (03/09/2004)

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
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by: HellFire (03/09/2004)

If Wal-mart is lowering prices everyday, how come nothing is free?
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by: DH (03/09/2004)

GOD made Adam & Eve...
...not Adam & Steve you homo!
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by: Alibi (03/09/2004)

The Simplified Chinese Language:
Dum Gai - A stupid person
Gun Pao Der - An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung - Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding - We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive
Jan Ne Ka Sun - A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia - Approach me
Lao Ze Sho - Dawson's Creek
Lao Zi - Not very good
Lin Ching - An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding - A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn - A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai - A bashful person
LoL. . . BrB!
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by: akadayungsta (03/09/2004)

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Off the Internet...
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by: LAX boy (03/09/2004)

Bill and Hillary Clinton are at a baseball game. Bill's bodyguard whispers something in his ear, and Bill immediately throws Hillary onto the field! Angrily, the bodyguard says to Bill, "I said, will you please throw the first PITCH on the field!?"
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