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by: atlztruplayar (03/20/2004)

Girls are like parking spaces...
all the good ones are taken :-/
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by: shortguycsmoot (03/18/2004)

A Redheaded mom walks into her daughter's room, finds a beer bottle and says, "I never knew my daughter drank!"
A Brunette walks into her daughter's room, finds a pack of cigarettes and says, "I never knew my daughter smoked!"
A Blonde mom walks into her daughter's room, finds a condom and says, "I never knew my daughter had a penis!"
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by: TeC15 (03/16/2004)

What's the difference between a drunk and a pothead?
A drunk drives through a stop sign
A stoner waits for it to turn green

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by: LorynPo (03/15/2004)

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?
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by: Flylikeachiken (03/15/2004)

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out of its nose?
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by: snobordinllama69 (03/14/2004)

Girls are like rocks...
If they're flat, you skip 'em
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by: cherrychic2891 (03/14/2004)

What do you call a Japanese boxer with a grandfather who has diarrhea?
A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.
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by: up4yourstruly (03/14/2004)

Have I ever told you the joke about butter?
Nevermind, I can't tell you... You might spread it. ;) BrB
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by: atearofsorrow (03/14/2004)

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one nearby. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
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by: Robs26 (03/14/2004)

I like my women like I like my milk.
White and 1% fat.
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