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by: janeen252 (03/26/2004)

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
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by: KoRnX53 (03/25/2004)

If you're illiterate, you can't read this.
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by: Anaconda 050 (03/25/2004)

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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by: DJSourSkittles (03/23/2004)

You might be a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a date..
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by: GibMeSumShinies (03/22/2004)

Don't you hate it when people spoil movies for you? My friend just told me that Jesus dies at the end of the Passion of the Christ movie.
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by: Liz (03/22/2004)

For Sale:
Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
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by: Death2Smochie225 (03/22/2004)

Racing a Honda is like playing in the Special Olymics: even if u win, you're still retarded.
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by: Silbernicus (03/20/2004)

If AOL was a city:
1) You'd live in a place where no two people had the same name.
2) If you saw a crime and called 911, they'd reply a week later with a form letter saying how you "really are important to us."
3) The administration would build a huge, state of the art park, and allow the kids to play there free, then suddenly start demanding money.

I'll BrB when I finally save up money for that park.
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by: Munky Rabbi (03/20/2004)

My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch.
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by: Willie (03/20/2004)

Why do they have to call it rape? Why don't they just call it surprise sex?
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