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by: flyguy05 (03/30/2004)

So, if one becomes really good at baiting fish hooks, does one then become a master baiter?
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by: AngelStar9786 (03/30/2004)

What's the difference between a prostitute and a rooster?
One says "cockadoodledoo" and the other says "any cock'll do"
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by: frog101383 (03/29/2004)

If an oriental kid spins around really fast, does he become disoriented?
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by: JaRdOzOnA10 (03/29/2004)

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
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by: Drummastafrazier (03/29/2004)

What do you call a 350-pound stripper?
Broke!
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by: Emily (03/29/2004)

What's the difference betweeen a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
One can be unscrewed.
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by: FreakInABox542 (03/28/2004)

Q. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
A. Fo' drizzle.
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by: eggwhite (03/28/2004)

Poll:
1. If you woke up in the middle of the woods at night, naked, and your butt was all slippery and covered in Vaseline, would you tell anyone?
A. Yes (ok, I'll BbL...) / B. No (please continue poll)

2. Do you want to go camping with me this weekend?
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by: Alex (03/27/2004)

Q: What starts with f and ends with uck?
A: Firetruck
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by: ziggy (03/26/2004)

Micheal Jackson is goin to be the first black man to die a rich white woman.
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