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by: guitarrocker1569 (04/08/2004)

Did you hear about the chiefs changing their name? They changed it to the Kansas City Tampons 'cause they're only good for one period and they don't have a second string!
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by: musicman588101 (04/07/2004)

So Playboy tycoon Hugh Hefner is suing some Jesuit friars for establishing a flower stand on his property without his consent. Said the friars of the charges, "Only Hugh can prevent florist friars."
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by: summer (04/05/2004)

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss
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by: happyhappy (04/05/2004)

Why can't women wear miniskirts in the winter?
Chapped lips
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by: DarkAtra298 (04/03/2004)

Mickey Divorces Minnie
Judge: Mickey you can't divorce Minnie on the account that she's silly.
Mickey: I didn't say she was silly, I said she was f**king Goofy!!
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by: coffeegrind182 (04/02/2004)

got milk? go check.
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by: OB Trice (04/02/2004)

What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?
The front row of a Garth Brooks Concert.
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by: noscrubz88 (04/02/2004)

What goes in hard and pink and comes out squishy and pink?
Bubblegum... what were you thinking?
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by: big e (04/02/2004)

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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by: charles (03/31/2004)

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
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