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by: punkeemunkee09 (04/16/2004)

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?!
Don't worry, neither has he...
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by: Sploosh05 (04/13/2004)

Do chickens think everything tastes like human?
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by: yanks1115 (04/13/2004)

Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?
A - Almost Boobs
B - Barely There
C - Can Do
D - Damn Good
E - Enormous
F - Fake
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by: :me: (04/13/2004)

*Guy with a hot dog and a donkey walks up to a cop*
Hello, officer. Can you please hold my weiner while I scratch my ass?
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by: hotsexyman19 (04/12/2004)

How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony?
It isn't hard.
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by: YouWishYouKnew (04/11/2004)

Victoria's secret is that she's a man.
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by: Fireyinvaderx (04/09/2004)

Did you hear about the guy that moved to the nudist colony? He said the first day was the hardest.
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by: Nate & Jarrod (04/09/2004)

Did you hear about the 80-pound guy with the 40-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!
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by: Nate & Jarrod (04/09/2004)

What's the national bird of Afghanistan?
DUCK!
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by: Mastaflash7319er (04/08/2004)

Q): What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A): Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he's 13!
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