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by: suzyloserpants (04/25/2004)

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with... and the other carries groceries.
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by: Anonymous (04/24/2004)

If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?
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by: txagg07 (04/22/2004)

Excuses are like assholes... everyone's got one and they all stink.
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by: CaLiFoRnIaNbOy07 (04/21/2004)

What's Bright-eyed and Bushy-tailed?
A Squirrel on Crack . . .
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by: Adam (04/21/2004)

Why is it called PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.
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by: ImFaMoUsBaLlA09 (04/21/2004)

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."
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by: racing152 (04/20/2004)

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!" "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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by: shitbag444 (04/19/2004)

Why can't you hear bunnies having sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
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by: Latino Heat (04/16/2004)

How do you fit FOUR big sweaty gay guys on a stool?
Turn it upside down! =-O
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by: person tee hee (04/16/2004)

Did you hear about Michael Jackson's new TV show?
It's called Changing Races
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