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by: onlylilt (05/23/2004)

What did one tampon say to the other?
Nothing, they were both stuck-up bitches.
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1,236 Clicks

by: lax@heart (05/19/2004)

If Millie Vanillie screamed in the woods, would anyone else make a sound?
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by: manhattanchic (05/17/2004)

Some people are kinda like Slinkys: not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you watch them tumble down the stairs.
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by: XFactor (05/12/2004)

Q. What is the ultimate rejection?
A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep
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1,254 Clicks

by: yucks (05/07/2004)

How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
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by: DJSourSkittles (04/29/2004)

Q. How many rednecks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Three. One to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder.
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by: Billy_bob3345 (04/29/2004)

I tried to sniff Coke once . . .
. . . but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
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1,267 Clicks

by: HoTTieWITHaBoDie! (04/28/2004)

He who laughs last... doesn't get it.
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by: Nervona chic (04/26/2004)

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Not me, so leave a message"
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by: g-unit (04/26/2004)

"Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
'Both, son.'
"Daddy, is God black or white?"
'Both, son.'
"Daddy, is God Michael Jackson?"
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