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by: smitty22 (08/15/2004)

They have the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Magazine, and Miss Black America. Soon they're gonna want their own water fountains and restaurants, too! ...wait, wtf?...
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by: BamKixAzzz (07/06/2004)

What do you call 200 tractors outside of a McDonalds on a Friday night in Iowa?
Prom
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by: bigkamdog (07/03/2004)

An attractive blonde and a handsome man step into the same elevator. The blonde sighs happily and says 'TGIF', and is surprised when the man replies 'SHIT'. The blonde thinks perhaps he didn't hear her correctly, so she repeats it once again: 'TGIF!' and once again the man replies 'S H I T'. Finally, the blonde explains 'Sir, TGIF - Thank God it's Friday!' Stepping out of the elevator, the man smirks and says 'S H I T - Sorry honey, it's Thursday.'
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by: codeman (07/03/2004)

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Psalm 129." The priest apologized. "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129. It read, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
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by: lilryu619 (07/03/2004)

If you guess how many chickens I have, I will give you both of them.
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by: Cobble (07/01/2004)

If you have 7 salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
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by: Trav n Chris (07/01/2004)

Why are basketball players so tall? Because their knee grows!
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by: devil666eldiablo (06/30/2004)

"You might be a redneck if you're too drunk to fish"
- Jeff Foxworthy
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by: funnyone342 (06/28/2004)

There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!'' Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!''
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by: I A. Cool (06/28/2004)

What does Snoop Dogg wash his clothes with?
-Bleeatch!
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