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by: hootenburger † (09/28/2004)

An officer pulled me over the other day. He asked me "Do you know how fast you were going?" I immediately replied "I don't know officer. My odometer only goes up to 160."
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by: babybluu315 † (09/16/2004)

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, doctor! I have a problem!" The doctor says, "What is it?" She replies, "I'm constantly farting- they donít ever smell or make a sound. I've farted 37 times since I came into your office!" He says, "Ahhh I see your problem," and hands her some pills. A week later, she comes back and says, "What did you give me?! Now they SMELL!" The doctor replies, "Good. Now that we've got your sinuses cleared up, let's work on your hearing."
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by: bob † (09/15/2004)

God went to Adam and said, "Adam, I can give you women, who will love you, do your chores, give you pleasure, never ask for any in return, and eternally you shall be happy together." Adam asked, "What will this cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." So Adam said "What can I get for a rib?"
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by: Pearse † (09/09/2004)

One day, a guy is walking in the park and notices a girl with no arms and no legs, crying, sitting on a bench. "Why are you crying," he asks her. She replies,"I've never been kissed before." Feeling sorry, the guy kisses her, but she still doesn't stop crying. "Now why are you crying?" he asks. "I've never been screwed," she replies. Feeling sorry, the guy picks her up and throws her in a lake and says, "Now you're screwed!"
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by: tennisman200 † (08/27/2004)

Q: Why aren't the Mexicans in the Olympics?
A: Because the ones who can run, swim, and jump are already in America!
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by: LaKa1sK8R21 † (08/23/2004)

Q: What do you call two gay guys in a sleeping bag? A: A Fruit Roll-Up
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by: JImbobd421 † (08/22/2004)

Q: Who invented the Mini-Skirt? A: Mr. Seymore Hiney
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by: dagettopopebitch † (08/18/2004)

Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A: A mechanic
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by: Thrice_Loved † (08/17/2004)

A male gynocologist is like an auto-mechanic that doesn't own a car.
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by: ghost † (08/16/2004)

Q: How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
A: They left the plunger in the toilet.
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