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by: deathrowbass1313 (10/19/2004)

I asked my Grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."
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by: CheeZKake21 (10/18/2004)

How did Madonna get black people to be Kabballah?
She showed them that Kabballah spelled backwards is Hallabbak!
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by: cpacers444 (10/17/2004)

Why does Kobe Bryant cry during sex?
Because mace stings like a bitch!
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by: TrS SkAtEr 30 (10/11/2004)

Rape is no laughing matter, unless you rape a clown.
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by: krazykarl (10/11/2004)

What's the hardest part about learning how to rollerblade?
Telling your parents that you're gay
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by: skt28 (10/09/2004)

How would a prostitute look in golfing clothes?
WHOREibble!
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by: KKMSAAOSR (10/08/2004)

If Germany attacked France from behind, would Greece help?
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by: sexyshannon103 (10/08/2004)

Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
A: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"
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by: Bobthemonkey34 (10/06/2004)

What's the difference between your mom and Vaseline?
One is used commonly for sex and costs about $1.99, and the other heals chapped lips!
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by: markiss1187 (10/02/2004)

What do you call a dog with no legs?...
You can call it whatever the hell you want to call it, it's still not going to come to you!
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