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by: bornpyro6 (11/18/2004)

Why is it good to be Santa?
You know where all the naughty girls live.
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by: tropicsurf14 (11/16/2004)

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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by: tropicsurf14 (11/16/2004)

What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
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by: SOS (11/14/2004)

You might be a redneck if the only mobile thing you own is your house!!
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by: DaMuffinWarrior (11/14/2004)

One day a man took the bus to work and a nun sat next to him. The nun was extremely young and pretty so the guy kept bugging her and flirting with her. After she got off the bus, the bus driver, a hugely fat woman with a big mole on her face says, "I know where you can go to find that nun. She always goes to the graveyard to pray every night."
So that night the guy went to the graveyard and dressed up as God. When he saw the nun praying there he jumped out and said, "I'M GOD!"
The nun looked over to him and said "Oh my God! It's GOD! I would do anything for you!"
"Then have sex with me!" the man said. After having sex the guy rips off the God costume and says "Ha! I'm that guy who was bugging you on the bus!"
So then the nun rips off her robes and says "HA! I'm the bus driver!"
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by: Clutz234 (11/14/2004)

A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other redneck starts to panic, then whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He frantically blurts out to the operator, "O my gawd! Help! My friend just died. He's Dead! What can I do?"
The operator, trying to calm him says, "Take it easy. I can help. Just listen to me and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot! The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"
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by: silastheman07 (11/14/2004)

What do you see when the Pillsbury doughboy bends over?
Doughnuts
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by: glebs (11/11/2004)

Did you hear about the insomniac, dyslexic, agnostic?
He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
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by: KidNextDoor711 (11/11/2004)

Two fish are in a tank. One fish looks at the other and asks, "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"
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by: Tigris (11/10/2004)

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
He accidentally sold his soul to Santa.
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