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by: INKinc (12/04/2004)

Proof that MJ is a homo:
http://www.michael.jackson.isahomo.com
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by: tARa (12/04/2004)

A man is driving and is stopped by a police officer. The officer says, "Sir, I've been watching you drive and have decided that I will present you with this $5,000 Safe Driver Award. How will you spend the money?"
The man thought for a moment and said, "Well, I guess I'll buy that driver's license."
The woman in the passenger seat leaned over and said to the officer, "Don't pay attention to him; he's always a smart-ass when he's drunk and stoned."
The man in the back seat said, "Now we'll never get rid of these stolen drugs!"
Suddenly, a muffled voice coming from the trunk of the car said, "Are we over the border yet?"
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by: Anonymous (12/03/2004)

Some guys go to strip clubs. I don't like strip clubs. They don't make any sense to me. It's almost like someone puts a hot, juicy turkey in front of you, and all you can do is yell at it. You're like, "Whoo! I bet you go good with gravy!" And then you shove a dollar in its ass.
-Mitch Fatel
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by: Nick (12/03/2004)

What starts with S and ends with EX?
Spandex
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by: heymama (12/02/2004)

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Confused, the bartender asks him why.
"They drive me nuts!"
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by: Ryan-N-Nick (12/02/2004)

A young man sits down at a bar.
"What can I get you?" the bartender inquires.
"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man.
"6 shots!? Are you celebrating something?"
"Yeah, my first blowjob."
"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."
"No offence, sir, but if 6 shots doesn't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
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by: Ryan (12/02/2004)

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
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by: glebs (12/02/2004)

Did you hear about the dyslexic addict?
He tried to get high on DSL.
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by: tHiNkSmIlEy (12/02/2004)

What do a pimp and a pirate have in common?
They both say, "Yo HO!"
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by: seth54678 (11/28/2004)

Would you like to try an Australian kiss?
It's just like a French kiss, but down under.
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