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by: frizzysoccerchik (12/15/2004)

So, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend last night and she asked me, "Babe, are you a pedophile?"
And I said, "OoOooOoh, big word for a fifth grader!"
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by: Anonymous (12/15/2004)

Never Moon a Gay Person
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by: bearontheloose6 (12/15/2004)

I don't care who you are, Fatso. Get the reindeer off my roof!
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by: iM-nOt-PoKiNg-SmOt (12/12/2004)

Q: How do you make a hanky dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it!
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by: Anonymous (12/09/2004)

CHARLIE SAYS: "Daddy, how was I born?"
DAD SAYS: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male!"
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by: glebs (12/07/2004)

Q: What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys?
A: Quarterback
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by: glebs (12/06/2004)

Do Spanish people play a card game called "One"?
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by: sangrientobarco (12/05/2004)

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that little thing?
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by: HowCome2005 (12/05/2004)

Q: What has 148 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?
A: My Zipper
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by: LCFootball521 (12/05/2004)

If you had a midget on your back, would you beat him off?
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