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by: CryptionBand (02/13/2005)

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted
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by: KellyKiid (02/07/2005)

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. Men will screw anything.
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by: M. Manson rox! (02/07/2005)

Q. How does Santa get his elves in line?
A. Elphabetic order
Q. How does he keep them in line?
A. HE BEATS THEM WITH A STICK!!!!!
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by: Sharinghan (01/31/2005)

"I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're goin, and hook up with them later."
-Mitch Hedberg
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by: holidae inn 718 (01/02/2005)

I got a new car stereo the other day. When I shout "Soul", it plays soul music. When I shout "Rock", it plays rock music. Today, these kids ran in front of my car and I shouted "F#cking kids!!!!" It played Michael Jackson.
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by: sumscrguy (12/31/2004)

Panties are like laws... get rid of them and everyone's happy!
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by: PooPoNaStIcK (12/27/2004)

Let the rain fall down, between my cheeks, let it wash away what's been there for weeks. -Hilary Duff-
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by: WhoCares? (12/27/2004)

What really IS Victoria's Secret?
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by: LilCooldude (12/27/2004)

Q:What has 169 legs and 43 teeth?
A:The front row of a Willie Nelson concert
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by: celticpenguins88 (12/19/2004)

Death Notice:
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.
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