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by: fatzo360 (04/08/2005)

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper The Friendly Ghost?
A: One is white and scary, and the other is a friendly ghost.
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by: Sam (04/06/2005)

If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?
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by: mikedude (04/06/2005)

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a hole, fill it with ashes, and put peas around the top of it. When the elephant goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.
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by: katie 3one0 (03/29/2005)

A blonde was walking back and forth from her house to her mail box. She made the trip over and over again. Finally her neighbor asked her what she was doing. She replied "My computer keeps telling me I have mail!"
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by: gonebuddy rulez (03/08/2005)

An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. 'There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear.' Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. 'Now you must do the same,' he told the class. After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed. 'Second,' the professor continued, 'you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this man's anus, but licked my index finger?'
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by: AsHLiEnIc0Le (02/28/2005)

Which came first the chicken or the egg?
The chicken and the egg are both leaning up against the headboard of the bed... The egg lights up a cigarette and the chicken, pissed off, says "Well I guess we both know who came first!"
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by: da swoosh 23 (02/27/2005)

A doctor goes to a nursing home to review an elderly customer. As he is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one. As they talk, he can't help himself and eats one after another. By the time they are through talking, the bowl is empty. He says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but I seem to have eaten all of your peanuts."
"That's okay," she says. "They would have just sat there anyway. Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put them back."
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by: Morpheus (02/27/2005)

I believe that men die before women because they want to.
- Jeff Foxworthy
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by: shortcake (02/16/2005)

Yo mama's so dumb... she drowned during the wave at the football stadium!
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by: pgrider1 (02/16/2005)

Q: What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar?
A: A flamethrower
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