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by: Dot (05/02/2005)

Want to hear a dirty joke?
Jack fell in the mud.
Want to hear a clean joke?
Jack took a bath with bubbles.
Want to hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles is the girl next door...
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by: ifoundnemo (05/02/2005)

Q: How many ears does Davy Crockett have?
A: Three. His right, his left, and his wild frontier!
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by: -------\\///////------ (04/29/2005)

Why is Halloween Michael Jackson's favorite holiday?
Free delivery!
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by: H-TOWN BITCH (04/27/2005)

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
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by: orangeguy182 (04/27/2005)

What's long, green, and smells like pork?
Kermit the frog's finger.
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by: Nikezfi0nest23 (04/27/2005)

Your momma's so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said 'to be continued'!
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by: bigboye333 (04/23/2005)

Two blondes living in Texas were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde says to the other, "What do you think is farther, Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooooooooooooo.... can you see Florida?"
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by: bizktizandgreggy (04/22/2005)

There was this bus full of ugly people that crashed and everyone died. God felt sorry for them and decided to grant them all a wish. The first one said 'I want to be beautiful.' The second 'I want to be handsome.' This went on and on, people asking to be pretty, cute, handsome, just basically not ugly. When God got towards the end of the line, the last guy started cracking up. God ignored and kept fulfilling their wishes. Finally, when God came to the last guy, he announced 'I wish they were all ugly again!'
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by: sexpistolspunk27 (04/21/2005)

An elephant walked up to a camel and asked, "why do you have boobs on your back?" The camel replied, "Well that's a pretty dumb question coming from someone who has a penis on their face!"
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by: Elite88Halo (04/17/2005)

Ever smelled moth balls before?
How did you get their little legs open!?!
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