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by: Trivium (06/28/2005)

If we all lived in a tub of sour cream would the apocalypse be the expiration date?
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by: Phantom (06/28/2005)

How do u get an elephant into a refrigerator?
Open the door, put it in, and close the door.
How do u get a giraffe in the refrigerator?
Take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
All the animals go 2 a meeting, which 1 doesnt go?
The giraffe, he's in the fridge.
You're stuck at the side of a river inhabited by alligators and ur soul mate at the other side. How do ya get to her (or him)?
You swim across. The alligators r at the meeting. DUH!!!!!!
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by: xXXpunxrockrXXx (06/01/2005)

Did I invite you to my Bar-B-Que?
Then why you all up in my Grill?
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by: guitargurl215 (06/01/2005)

I'm not racist, I own a COLORED T.V.!
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by: chadlover (06/01/2005)

What do you call a gay milkman?
A Dairy Queen!
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by: soccrchica01 (05/31/2005)

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?!" inquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
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by: me569873987 (05/30/2005)

Is a unicorn always horny?
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by: candygirl0393 (05/30/2005)

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparent's house. At bedtime, the boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers, when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW PLAYSTATION... I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW PC..." The older brother leaned over, nudged the younger brother, and asked, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is."
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by: holla! (05/24/2005)

I still miss my ex... ...but my aim is getting better.
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by: bigball1331 (05/17/2005)

What starts with an 'N' and ends with an 'R' that you never want to call an angry black man with a loaded gun?
Neighbor!
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