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by: Tay18 (07/07/2005)

What starts with po, and ends with rn?
Popcorn!!!....with porn!!!!! brb :) (.)Y(.)
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by: LIL DR BOI (07/04/2005)

Learn Chineese!!!!
.:The Word Of The Day:.
-Ex-girlfriend = Fa Cube Itch
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by: Sean (06/30/2005)

I try to lose weight......but it keeps catching up with me!
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by: forgottenoversea (06/30/2005)

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
A) It was dead
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by: Dapaintbalking (06/30/2005)

Drink apple juice... cause OJ will kill you!
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by: DaAnagramGuy (06/30/2005)

Why do Elephants paint their toenails all different colors?
To hide in M&M's packages.
Why do Elephants paint their balls red?
To hide in cherry trees.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Natives picking cherries.
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by: Soccermn6 (06/30/2005)

A man walked into a bar and said to the bartender. "I bet you $100's that I can piss in this empty bottle and not spill a single drop on the bar." The Bartender took the bet and the man whipped it out and started peeing all over the bartender and his bar. The Bartender grinning said "Why are you so happy? You just lost $100." The man replied, "Because I just bet them $500 that I could piss all over the bar and you and you wouldn't even get mad."
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by: shunsy1000 (06/29/2005)

If Jesus was hung, would Christians worship a rope?
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by: littlepimpman4 (06/29/2005)

After each question, you say ketchup and liquor.
What did u have for breakfast?
What did u have for lunch?
What did you have for dinner?
What do u do when you see a cute boy or a hot girl on the beach?
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by: moonshiner1320 (06/29/2005)

What does a mute boy's mom do when he swears?
...Wash his hands with soap?
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1,236 Clicks


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