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by: Startaro (07/27/2005)

If people from Utah are called Utahns, then what are people from Tampa called?
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by: spetey86 (07/22/2005)

People that say "life is short" are retarded...what else can you do that takes longer?
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by: iDot (07/22/2005)

I'm the kinda person who laughs at a joke 3 times:
1. When it's told
2. When it's explained
3. 5 minutes later when I get it
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by: cloud9dreamer3 (07/14/2005)

Q: What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.
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by: xxneedmoney (07/10/2005)

WHY LANTINOS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS
1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
2. We're always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it... AND MY FAVORITE
10.We would have put our country's flag on the windshield... LMAO! BrB
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by: dvilledancer421 (07/10/2005)

Ballet: Men wearing pants so tight you can tell what religion they are.....
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by: Cbnnttb (07/10/2005)

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
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by: hobojo1234567890 (07/08/2005)

Depressed?
Overworked?
Job Suck?
Unappreciated?
Family Problems?
Money Worries?

Well Here is a pill for you!

Fukitol 1000mg

When Life Blows... FUKITOL !
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by: Hammy52791 (07/08/2005)

What happens when you play Country music records backwards?
You sober up, your wife comes home and your dog returns to life!
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by: Hammy52791 (07/07/2005)

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodka."
The barman says, "Wow! You must have had one hell of a day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
"Yeah, my wife!"
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