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by: Musicman47 (10/12/2005)

You give me egg roll, me love you long time.
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by: futballplaya989 (10/12/2005)

I hear there's a new rap star in Japan whose biggest influence was 50 Cent.
His name is 10 Yen.
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1,238 Clicks

by: wagsna5 (10/04/2005)

You know you're an American when you press the handicap button to open the door when you enter every building.
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by: Acera07 (09/29/2005)

You hear they've got a new theme for Mardi Gras 2006....It's a pool party!
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by: KyLiE (09/26/2005)

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, the Pope has one - but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it? . . . . . . It's a last name, were you thinking of somethin else?
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1,269 Clicks

by: LlamasRock (09/25/2005)

If you think no one cares about your life, try missing a few car payments.
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by: baby5586girl (09/25/2005)

I knew I was a nut when the squirrels started staring.
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by: nbastreet8kc (09/07/2005)

First his name is Puff Daddy. Then he goes to P Diddy. Then he drops the "P". What's he gonna do next, change the "D" to "T"? :-p
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by: Chuckie Lynch (09/07/2005)

Girls are like trash... Gotta take 'em out once a week.
BrB
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by: flambrinoiii (08/29/2005)

What do you call a cow who doesn't give Milk?
A Milk Dud
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