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by: Th3p4nc4k3e4t3r   (09/19/2008)

Johny: Mommy Mommy! I learned a Spanish word today!
Mom: What is the word Johny?
Johny: GRASSYASS!!! It means thank you!
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by: Anonymous   (09/19/2008)

Everyone hates vista, but lets be realistic- We should be thanking it! By now it's probably scared off the Apocalypse three times!
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by: Umesh Gangwani   (09/10/2008)

When money talks, no one criticizes its accent
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by: ??????????   (09/06/2008)

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?”
Then one of the student asked,
“How much for a season pass?”
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by: shoft   (08/28/2008)

Just got my new Chinese cook book: "100 Ways to Wok a Dog"
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by: bamelment69   (07/27/2008)

Want a taste of religion?
Bite your local minister!
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by: Korei Ryuu   (07/14/2008)

I told my doctor I broke my legs in two places.

He told me to stop going to those places.
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by: canufeeldanaps   (07/12/2008)

Q: Why did Freddy Krueger kill Martin Luther King
A: Because Martin Luther King had a dream.
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by: ckandy 34   (07/07/2008)

How do you kill a blue elephant?
Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a pink elephant?
Choke it 'til it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
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by: sjmman94   (06/17/2008)

I rode a horse once. It was scary when it picked up speed, then it just got out of hand.
People were scared for me! I was screaming and crying as loud as i could, and then the Wal-mart manager unplugged it for me.
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