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by: Red Fred (12/05/2005)

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?" The agent replies, "Just a minute..." "Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.
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by: Tomface (12/01/2005)

Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. However, imprisonment just turns the state into a gay dungeon master.
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by: bballman2 (11/28/2005)

How do blonde brain cells die? Alone. BrB
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by: papa (11/22/2005)

I'm like a parking ticket..... I have fine written all over me!
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by: brodie1491 (10/31/2005)

She was Soooooooo Blonde,
She thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!
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by: Lizzie22153 (10/28/2005)

What did one burp say to another burp?
"Let's be stinkers and go out the other end"
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by: lanalovesyou66 (10/22/2005)

So on the first day that it snows, Mickey wakes up, looks out his window, and sees "MICKEY SUCKS" written in the snow in pee. He immediately calls the cops. After thorough investigation, the cops come to Mickey and say "we have bad news and worse news... the bad news is it's Goofy's urine, the worse news is it's Minnie's handwriting."
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by: FRIEND!!! (10/21/2005)

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday. On the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of sand are in the beach?" Needless to say, no one could answer. The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, "How many stars are in the sky?" and again no one could answer. Frustrated, little Johnny decides that the next Friday, he would somehow answer the question and get a 3 day weekend. So Thursday night, Johnny takes two ping-pong balls and paints them black. The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day, just when the teacher says, "Here's this week's question," Johnny empties the bag to the floor sending the ping-pong balls rolling to the front of the room. Because they are young kids who find any disruption of class amusing, the entire class starts laughing. The teacher says, " Okay, who's the comedian with the black balls?" Immediately, little Johnny stands up and says, "Bill Cosby, see ya on Tuesday!"
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by: Flip Idle (10/21/2005)

The best way to get on your feet... miss a car payment.
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by: kwjwachz4life (10/15/2005)

A man walks into a bar and sees and 8 inch pianist. The man walks over to the owner of the pianist and says "Hey man, where did u get that 8 inch pianist?" The man tells him that he got it from a genie in the back parking lot. So the man goes out to the back of the bar and sees a genie leaning against the wall. The genie sees the man and says that he can have one wish. The man says "I want a million bucks!" Right then a million ducks appear in front of him. The man stomps into the bar and up to the owner of the pianist and says "That genie sucks, he didn't even get my wish right!" The man glares at him and says "No duh, u think i actually asked for an 8 inch PIANIST?"
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