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by: samsclub912 (01/22/2006)

Q: What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
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by: dawiteshak (01/10/2006)

I met this girl who said she loved children. Then I found out she was on parole for it.
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by: Jreije (01/10/2006)

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back?
A STICK!
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by: my454ss (01/10/2006)

Being Bisexual is only a pitstop on the road to Gayville. BrB!
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by: Korei Ryuu (12/31/2005)

"On our nutritional facts of our Bottled Waters, they have a label:Total Fat. Now, the total fat of water is 0%, but that label implies that somewhere out there, is a bottle of water with chunks of fat floating in it...And I guarantee you thats the tastiest damn water ever."
-Lewis Black
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by: ambz13rox (12/31/2005)

If big-breasted women work at HOOTERS, then where do one-legged women work?
IHOP!!!
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by: tARa (12/31/2005)

I just Got my i.q. test back... it was negi... nege.. neggi.... Below Zero
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by: murphy42x (12/31/2005)

Mexican Earthquake

A huge earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter
Scale has hit Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million have been injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock. Canada is sending troops to help the Mexican army. Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Other Latin American countries are sending supplies. The European community (except France) is sending food and money.

The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Mexicans.

God Bless America.
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by: blackrimsk8 (12/27/2005)

How do you stop an Iraqi tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it!
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by: slipknotsam91 (12/27/2005)

Christmas is the time of year to celebrate the rebirth of Christ as an overweight man who gives presents to all the pure children and brings flaming coals of hellfire to punish all the bad kids and non-believers.
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