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by: HottToast! (03/02/2006)

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have film.
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by: Chamillitary Mayne (02/26/2006)

Why don't women need a drivers license?
Because there's no road between the kitchen and the washing machine.
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by: Chamillitary Mayne (02/22/2006)

Why does it take 1,000,000 sperm to fertilize ONE egg?
Because not one will stop for directions
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by: penguinprincess (02/19/2006)

If guys had periods they would argue whose tampon was bigger.
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by: cakie (02/09/2006)

"...No, no, no women don't want men to be honest. They really don't, they just want them to say the "right" thing. I mean with men honest is honest, and women don't want that. Get this, my girl asks me 'does this skirt make me look fat?' and she says she wants me to be honest so I go 'baby, I don't think the skirt has got anything to do with it' and i get kicked out of the house for bein honest...."

-Chris Rock
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by: grymreaper325 (02/09/2006)

You know what they say about big feet right?


No, you perv, big socks!
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by: Schmittatto (02/01/2006)

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Courderoy!
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by: BannanaMan (02/01/2006)

Akward Silence ........... A gay baby has just been born.
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by: freshkid123 (01/22/2006)

Green Day is a holiday, right?
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by: dawieshak (01/22/2006)

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
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