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by: Explosion (06/05/2006)

A man is on his deathbed, and his wife is sitting by his side.
The man says to the wife: "Hon, I have to tell you something."
The wife replies: "Yes, you can tell me anything."
Man: "I slept with your sister"
Wife: "I know"
Man: "And your mom"
Wife: "I know"
Man: "I also slept with your secretary, Mary"
The wife puts a finger to his mouth and says "I know, my darling, now just relax and let the poison work".
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by: >//< (05/26/2006)

You know why we haven't sent women to the moon yet?
Cause it doesn't need cleaning yet.
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by: seven_deadly_sins (05/26/2006)

Wanna hear a joke?...

A Mexican and an Irish man walked out of a bar...
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by: Razzy (05/23/2006)

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honour of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow. "What is your last request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse....alone." The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen very carefully you dumb ass horse. For the last time . . . BRING POSSEEEE!!!!"
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by: skppy1225 (05/20/2006)

What do you call money in the Star Wars universe? Starbucks!
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by: RandomTask (05/18/2006)

The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Irving got up to read his. "Papa fell in the well last week - " he began. "Good heavens," shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher. "Is he all right now?" "He must be," said little Irving. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."
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by: sharif (05/17/2006)

Yo momma so fat she saw a bus full of white kids and thought it was a twinkie.
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by: RandomTask (05/13/2006)

I would call 911 but theres no 11 on my phone!
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by: RandomTask (05/13/2006)

Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
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by: Lil Eli (05/13/2006)

Life is like a box of chocolates...You never know when Chuch Norris is going to kill you.
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