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by: emoman (06/23/2006)

Q: What do you call a girl that is allergic to nuts?
A: a lesbian
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by: neddyt (06/14/2006)

2 jews walk into a bar. They buy it.
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by: xJustinSainex (06/14/2006)

What's the difference between a jew and a cannoe?
A cannoe tips
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by: Zimbabwe1 (06/14/2006)

I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that the Manatee, or the Sea Cow, may not be extinct anymore. The bad news is that the Manatee, or the Sea Cow, may not be extinct anymore.
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by: cheetahbabe85 (06/12/2006)

A panda walked into this bar and ordered some food. When he was done he got up shot everyone in the bar and began to walk out. The bartender who hid behind the bar got up and said "Hey panda! Why in the hell did you just kill everyone?" The panda simply replied: "I'm a panda, look it up in the dictionary." That night the bartender looked it up in the dictionary. It said: Panda: eats, shoots, and leaves.
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by: Twice Fallen Angel (06/07/2006)

1) Start with the given:
CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR

2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway):
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

3) Extract all Roman Numerals:
C V V L D I V

4) Convert into Arabic values:
100 5 5 50 500 1 5

5) Add all the numbers:
666

Thus, Barney is Satan.
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by: grymreaper325 (06/07/2006)

What happens when diarrhea's gone?

Gonorrhea!

What happens when gonorrhea dies?

Diarrhea!
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by: grymreaper325 (06/07/2006)

What happens when gonorrhea dies?

Diarrhea!
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by: Explosion (06/05/2006)

A man approaches a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and says, "You know, I seem to have lost my wife here. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" the woman asks.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."
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by: NooBiSHReMiDieS (06/05/2006)

Pepsi CEO talking to worker: Your Fired, Jack! The Lab Results Came Back, And You Tested Positive For COKE!
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