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by: ahh (05/29/2009)

Here's a little something to figure out while I'm gone.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
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Because 7 had a flesh-eating virus!
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by: xowaitnbleedxo (05/29/2009)

"I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson."
-Emo Philips
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by: thatgirl4572 (04/23/2009)

What do u do when you see a blue whale?

Cheer him up! :D
peaceeee
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by: thatgirl4572 (03/09/2009)

What was Tigger doing in the toilet??
looking for pooh! DUH!
BbL
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by: Tousho (03/09/2009)

Are you looking for a "stud?"
I have the STD all I need is U.
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by: j127s88 (02/04/2009)

My wife's a smart woman. She came up with a brilliant solution for the overpopulation of the planet. It's simple, unlike most brilliant ideas. Stop spending money on research for products like Cialis and Viagra, and instead, invest that money in research to develop a product that makes semen taste like chocolate.

--Ron White
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by: Packersfreak444 (12/03/2008)

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?

Because she was a woman.
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by: firemonkey9898 (10/30/2008)

Since i'm away, heres a nice little joke for you, i hope you like it!

How do dinosaurs fly? they dinoSAUR!

wow, ur so welcome. :]
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by: doyboy8 (10/14/2008)

A whore can answer some of the hardest of questions.
For example: How is life, sex, and the wheel related?
Sometimes your on the top, sometimes your underneath.
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by: Tousho (10/14/2008)

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers,
"Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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