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by: Way2low2daground (07/24/2006)

I used to date a midget before..... God, i was nuts over her.
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by: werrrrrrd (07/20/2006)

I would imagine if you understood Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy
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by: werrrrrrd (07/20/2006)

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it
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by: BlackMark (07/20/2006)

Why do you want a hot dentist? Because you can lick her fingers while they're in your mouth without being slapped.
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by: toastymosty (07/20/2006)

What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?
Dam
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by: sir_cumference (07/20/2006)

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "know how to drive this thing?"
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by: RandomTask (07/20/2006)

A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of bitches that are getting on, get your asses in the train cause were leaving". The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language.

Two hours later, the son comes out of his room and continues playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".

"For those of you who are pissed off with the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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by: Lil Eli (07/18/2006)

Jonny's first grade class was sharing what they did over the summer. The teacher said that now they're big first graders, they can't use kindergarden words. Mary was up first and said "I went to go see my nana!" The teacher replies, "No, Mary, you saw your "grandmother". Thats the grown-up way of saying it" Next up was James, who said, "I took a trip on the choo-choo!" The teacher again corrects, "No James, you took a trip on the "train". Thats the grown-up way of saying it" After James was Jonny, who said, "I read a book over the summer." The teacher asks what book, and Jonny puffs out his chest, and proudly replies," Winni-the-Shit".
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by: dcaking (07/18/2006)

What do a bicycle and an orange have in common? They both have a kickstand except for the orange!
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by: JustJ (07/18/2006)

Yo Mamma So Fat When She Came Out Her House With A Red Dress The Kids Yelled Out "KOOL-AID" !!
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