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by: thefalloftroy (04/11/2007)

What's red, blue, and sizzles?
A baby breast-feeding on an electrical outlet.
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by: Fifth (04/11/2007)

I was watching the news the other day, and it said, "Lately, our investigators have come to suspecting that Tupac Shakur, the rapper who was shot and killed in 1996, is indeed alive. They have found one song counted as evidence called "I'm Not Dead, Muthaf--kaz."
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by: unstoppable (04/10/2007)

There were 3 people on a jungle safari trip. On their 2nd day they were taken hostage by the natives of that island. The chief said that they would be free to go if they each found 10 of the same fruit and shoved it up their ass without making a sound in the process. So they each set out to look for 10 fruit while being heavily guarded. When the first guy came back, he had 10 apples. On the 4th apple he cried, so they shot him and he bled to death. The second guy came back with 10 grapes. On the 9th one he started to laugh, so they shot him. When the guy with the grapes met the guy with the apples in heaven, the guy with the apples asked why he laughed and the guy with the grapes said, "because the next guy had pineapples!"
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by: Jake Himself (04/10/2007)

If Hooters was a door-to-door company would they call it Knockers?
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by: sosingmealullaby (04/09/2007)

Q: What's the most effective pick-up line?
A: "Hey does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you?"
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by: awsome kid (03/03/2007)

What requires a lot of blowing, and a lot of concentration?

Band
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by: kordo (03/03/2007)

Did you hear T.G.I Fridays is opening a new restaurant? Yeah, it's called W.T.F Mondays
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by: bobooftheland (03/03/2007)

After every sentence, say "Rubber Balls and Liquor".
What did you have for breakfast?
What did you have for lunch?
What did you have for dinner?
What did you do at your Grandma's house?
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by: bobooftheland (03/03/2007)

A man got in a horrible car accident and was sent to the ER. Despite what the doctors thought, after a few days, it seemed like he was going to be okay, so visitors were allowed to see him, but he was still wired up and covered in apparatuses and whatnot. Anyway, his friends are visiting him, and later, a Catholic priest visits. He begins telling the man about redemption through Christ, and in the middle of his talking, the man in the bed took a little piece of scrap paper by the bed, scribbled a little something on it, and handed it to the priest. The priest, wanting to finish what he was saying, simply put it in his pocket and continued. Suddenly, the injured man's face turned blue, and his heart monitor stopped. Everyone in the room was trying to figure out what was going on. The priest suddenly remembered the piece of paper. Opening it, and with all the people gathered around, he read aloud: "You're standing on my breathing cord."
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by: kilereren (03/03/2007)

There are these two people who get married and every day the women makes the cofee for the guy before he goes to work. They do this every day for a while until the women gets fed up. That night she says to the man "We are doing this all wrong. It says in the Bible that the man is supposed to make the cofee!" The guy smirks and says "show me where that is in the Bible." The women fetches a Bible and flips through the pages and finds what she wants. She shows it to her husband. There, written at the top of the page is "Hebrews"
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