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by: golfking222 (08/01/2007)

I say legalize all of it, and if someone overdoses and dies we'll consider it natural selection.
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by: Supermnky122 (07/19/2007)

Thank God Im Athiest
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by: SrM2212 (07/19/2007)

What's silent and smells like worms?
Bird Farts
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by: Anonymous (06/12/2007)

Every time there's an awkward moment of silence.... a gay baby is born
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by: Korei Ryuu (06/12/2007)

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other person is the husband.
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by: AWESOMOS!!!!! (06/12/2007)

The tooth fairy taught kids to sell their body parts for money. I blame her for prostitution.
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by: DictatorDerek (06/09/2007)

Suicide Kills.
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by: blueshadow335 (06/09/2007)

You know what they say about big feet? Big ears, Know what they say about big ears? Big hands, know what they say about big hands? Big nose, know hwat they say about all those big things? Thats one funny looking person!
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by: danzskate (05/22/2007)

YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE BROUGHT A SPOON TO THE SUPERBOWL!
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by: Eric (05/22/2007)

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied. The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No... it's because you're 25."
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