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by: lethalvenom97 (08/14/2007)

Can you grow birds by planting birdseed? I've gone to find the answer....
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by: tubz93 (08/14/2007)

I broke my G-string fingering A-minor.

ewwww you PERV... i was playing GUITAR
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by: Ron B (08/06/2007)

I dated a blind girl once. Her name was ..:::.::.:::.....::.:::.::...:.:..::..
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by: murdertheyankees (08/06/2007)

Do all bunny rabbits like hip hop?
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by: UofMhockey07 (08/06/2007)

I was walking down the street today and this guy waved to me. And he came up to me and said, "I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else." Then I said, "I am."
- Demetri Martin
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by: Mr Ducky34 (08/06/2007)

Thinking he needed some money to start off, the college graduate went to a convenience store to work. He handed in his resume, and they hired him. The next day, as he showed up for work, the manager handed him a broom and said "Your job is to sweep the floors."
"But sir! I'm a college graduate!"
"Oh, my bad, I didn't know. Here, I'll show you how."
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by: big bird (08/04/2007)

What do you call a crying dog????
A Chu-wa-wa
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by: Sly Guy 134 (08/04/2007)

Teachers are like diapers... always on your @ss, and full of cr@p!!
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by: aznboyken8000 (08/04/2007)

Why aren't there any Yo Daddy jokes?
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by: adosmaerc (08/01/2007)

What if the Beatles got arrested for jaywalking?
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