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by: IamImpulse (08/22/2007)

You know you're a redneck when your Dad's Cell has nothing to do with a phone...
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by: omfgz chris (08/22/2007)

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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by: Eagles308 (08/21/2007)

Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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by: kefc16 (08/21/2007)

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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by: Lenvil (08/21/2007)

Yo mama is so fat, she bent over and got arrested for crack.
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by: Djman (08/21/2007)

I don't know why we celebrate Easter... It's when Zombie Jesus rose from his grave to reap the living, for Christ's sake!
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by: T-Shirt (08/14/2007)

Worst Pick-Up Lines #13: I cant feel my legs...can i feel yours? Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb! Your eyes are so blue they remind me of the water in my toilet. I'm lucky I've got my library card, because im checking you out.
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by: supercutie787 (08/14/2007)

A duck walks into a hardware store, and asks the cashier, "You sell grapes here?" The cashier responds, "No, this is a hardware store. We sell hardware." The duck exits, but returns the next day. "You got any grapes?" he asks again. The cashier, now slightly annoyed, answers, "NO. We don't sell grapes at this HARDWARE store." The duck walks out and, the next day, walks in. "Got any grapes?" he asks. The cashier irately screams, "NO! There are NO GRAPES HERE! If you EVER come in here again asking for grapes, I will freaking NAIL you to the WALL!!" The duck flees. The next day, he waddles in. "Hi, um... you got any nails?" The cashier checks the nail aisle, and then walks to the back room and searches it thoroughly. He walks out to the duck and replies, "No, sorry, I think we're out." The duck smiles and says, "Good. You got any grapes?"
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by: gamergirl (08/14/2007)

When you have fat friends, %n, there are no seesaws... only catapults
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by: dice-kboston (08/14/2007)

What do you call a black pilot?


A pilot, you racist
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