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by: Anonymous (02/23/2004)

What do Micheal Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both plastic and both turned on by little boys.
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by: Anonymous (04/24/2004)

If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?
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by: Anonymous (12/09/2004)

CHARLIE SAYS: "Daddy, how was I born?"
DAD SAYS: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male!"
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by: Anonymous (06/28/2004)

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.
"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."
The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.
"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.
"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"
"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."
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by: Anonymous (12/15/2004)

Never Moon a Gay Person
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by: Anonymous (01/29/2008)

"I met the girl who works at the DoubleTree front desk. She gave me her phone number. It's 0"
-Mitch Hedberg
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by: Anonymous (06/12/2007)

Every time there's an awkward moment of silence.... a gay baby is born
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by: Anonymous (09/25/2006)

How do you make a dead baby float?
Root beer, ice cream, and a dead baby
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by: Anonymous (11/15/2007)

If you occasionally get the sudden urge to run around naked, drink some Windex.

It will keep you from streaking.
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by: -------\\///////------ (04/29/2005)

Why is Halloween Michael Jackson's favorite holiday?
Free delivery!
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