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by: xxarmedforcesxx   (01/26/2010)

Confucius say `Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.`
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by: xxarmedforcesxx   (01/26/2010)

Confucuis say, `Man who stands on toilet is high on pot`
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by: xxarmedforcesxx   (01/26/2010)

Confucius say `Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have crappy time`
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by: Sped-Head13   (07/01/2009)

What's black, white, and red all over? A newspaper.
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by: xowaitnbleedxo   (06/15/2009)

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

--Steven Wright.
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by: xowaitnbleedxo   (06/15/2009)

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
-Dave Edison
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by: Lenvil   (06/12/2009)

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
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by: xowaitnbleedxo   (06/09/2009)

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
--Ellen DeGeners
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by: Awesomeness4me   (06/02/2009)

A dumb blonde walks into a store and says...
Blonde: What's that?
Clerk: It's a thermos
Blonde: What's it do?
Clerk: It holds hot and cold stuff.
The blonde buys it and walks home
Blonde: Hey mom! Look it's a thermos,it holds hot AND cold stuff.
Mom: What do you have in it?
Blonde: 2 cups of coffe and a popsicle.
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by: xowaitnbleedxo   (06/01/2009)

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
-Steven Wright
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