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by: inluvwevery1butu (03/11/2008)

1) Worldwide, there are 10,000 cans opened every minute.
2) Worldwide, there are 250 babies born every minute.
3) Therefore, if you open a can, you have a 1 in 40 chance of giving birth.
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by: Korei Ryuu (03/05/2008)

Me: Who are you and how did you get in here?!
Joe: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...
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by: I am so Amazing (03/05/2008)

Who tastes the dog food to know that it's a 'new and improved flavor'?
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by: ktR405 (03/05/2008)

There are 3 things that fade when u get older:
1. ur memory
2. ur hair
3. ur memory
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by: frikninrandom12344 (03/05/2008)

Teaching rocks how to do the back stroke. They never seem to get it.
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by: Allysanimals (03/05/2008)

FACT: An elephant's tongue is 56 cm long, and a giraffe's tongue is 21 inches.
FACT: Reading this will not help you save money on your car insurrance
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by: regan5 (02/20/2008)

Why do people say they hate Mondays and want another day off when basically Tuesday will be the same thing as Monday?
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by: RedSoxPhan0407Then08 (02/20/2008)

The Most Unuseful Fact in the History of Facts:
Polar Bears are left-handed
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by: maktrax (02/20/2008)

BASK IN MY GLORY!!
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by: Korei Ryuu (02/20/2008)

DAIN BRAMAGE!
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