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by: minymarshmellow8 (03/06/2004)

Can you lick your own elbow? That's what I'm trying to do... you should try it, too!
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by: procrastin8in247 (03/05/2004)

oot-n-aboot (yeah... that's Canadian for "oot-n-aboot")
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by: Paperplate38 (03/04/2004)

Running around in circles really fast
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by: cindersings (03/04/2004)

OK, so what's the speed of dark?
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by: Gatorboo03 (03/03/2004)

Gone out to look for myself... should I come back before I return... Please tell myself to wait.
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by: MIdnitekat15 (03/03/2004)

Another stupid warning label:
If you look at a fire extinguisher, it says "Non-flamable" . . .
I would hope so. :-D
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by: DiXiE (03/02/2004)

I'm happier than a retard in a room full of bouncy balls.
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by: Sie (03/02/2004)

What day is it? %d? It IS?! Oh, no! Today's the 5-year anniversary of when I stole the evil midget circus clown's unicycle! I'll be back as soon as I can find it so they'll leave me alone . . .
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by: krzy4lyf99 (03/02/2004)

...I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin over this hill really fast and he was like WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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by: dorkwad6969 (03/02/2004)

If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like, "Hey, look! He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron . . . The soldering iron of justice!" Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
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