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by: Korei Ryuu (04/30/2008)

Me: JOOHHHNNN Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smith..!"
Matt: Yeah, there are better songs.
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by: Korei Ryuu (04/24/2008)

It's %t.

Do you know where YOUR pants are?
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by: dulf4213 (04/17/2008)

I have ADHS Attention Defficite Hey look a Squirrel!
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by: Bacalhau (04/14/2008)

Who killed Soulja Boy?

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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by: sjmman94 (04/14/2008)

FYI: we're not schizophrenic.
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by: maktrax (03/31/2008)

I am clearly out numbered, but you are clearly out matched.
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by: happy doodles (03/31/2008)

Live above the influence... because thats where all the smoke goes.
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by: axmxixtxy (03/18/2008)

John Deere. you can ride around in it in your lawn unlike a car. If you ride around in your car in a lawn, ya'll will be 'ressted.
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by: dark wolf (03/18/2008)

Don't do drugs, don't drink... do the dew
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by: inluvwevery1butu (03/18/2008)

1) 90% of car robbers are right handed.
2) 100% of polar bears are left handed.
3) Therefore, if your car was broken into, there is a 1 in 10 chance that it was a polar bear.
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