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by: cheezy_poof   (03/07/2004)

I wrote a letter to my dad - I wrote, "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote rarely instead of really. But I still wanted to use it so i crossed it out and wrote, "I rarely drive steamboats, dad - there's a lot of shit you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator." This letter took a harsh turn right away...
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by: HotSportyBabe12   (03/07/2004)

Yea, hey this is the fridge. The computer's answering machine isn't turned on, and I can't really grab a pen at the moment, so can you just try back later? Thanks.
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by: AnemicRoyalty375   (03/07/2004)

Would you believe that my fingers are broken? No? Well would you believe that I dont feel like typing?
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by: Anonymous   (03/07/2004)

I put the "fun" in "disfuctional"
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by: Shalalala   (03/07/2004)

Satan is a nerd...
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by: sketterz241   (03/07/2004)

Killing never hurt anyone . . .
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by: NiCkFaDDy1   (03/06/2004)

Don't laugh at me because I'm special... laugh at me because I'm retarded
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by: crazychipmunk135   (03/06/2004)

Practice random acts of weirdness.
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by: crazychipmunk135   (03/06/2004)

"...and %n was never heard from again."
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by: PackerFanatic11   (03/06/2004)

I love myself, but I don't know if I should tell him, he might think I'm gay. I'm gonna go think it over.
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