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Matt MiniShrimp
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A bird can fly but a fly can't bird. Think about it!
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HrNyChIcKa12472
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03/11/2004
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God made Pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
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VoraciousFlame
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03/11/2004
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Guess what? Instead of just having an AIM account, I have something better along with it... Something
much
better. Let's just say
rocket propelled heat seeking nuke
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sickofschool91
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03/11/2004
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I've just been thinking... how can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?
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pet
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03/10/2004
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Hi. This is the radio. The appliances have switched jobs again, and now I get to answer IMs! (my old job sucked) So, anyway, leave a message.
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abstractdreamer9
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03/10/2004
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I wonder what the Wonder Bra wonders?
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Burtney632
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03/10/2004
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There is a long story behind this away message.
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cRaZyNL0Ve46
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03/10/2004
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Content Loading...
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average henry
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03/10/2004
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"Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe"
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allyprp17
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03/10/2004
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"I'll take that little one, way in the back," I said. "That little collie mix?" said the animal shelter guy. "No," I said, "the other one behind him." "The gray terrier?" he said. "He's gray," I said, "but way in the back, in the corner." "You mean the water faucet?" he said. I realized then it was a water faucet, but I didn't want to look like a jerk, so I said, "Yeah, that's the one I want." It ended up costing me almost five hundred dollars to get that faucet removed. But you know, I've still got that faucet, and I wouldn't trade it for any dog in the world.
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