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by: smalladams (03/13/2004)

I'm not talented enough to type and pick my nose at the same time.
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by: fshblb34 (03/13/2004)

Verizon Guy: Can you haer me now? ... WHAT!? Now? What!?
Guy Watching: Dude, you've gotta turn on the phone...
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1,300 Clicks

by: assweed169 (03/13/2004)

U give me 5 dollar I love u long time?
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by: ETg0dswrath (03/13/2004)

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message...
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1,300 Clicks

by: attackofthehair (03/13/2004)

Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
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by: bgdolphins (03/13/2004)

My sister is killing me at the moment.
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by: Livali Chan (03/12/2004)

I'm using Voodoo to feed you to my dog. You might feel a slight pain in your right leg....
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1,300 Clicks

by: nastylebron23 (03/12/2004)

RiDiNg PoNiEs OuTsIdE WaLlMaRt
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by: kangaroowillis (03/12/2004)

RiDiNg KaNgArOoS oUtSiDe TaRgEt
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1,300 Clicks

by: flareside (03/11/2004)

If I farted in church, would I offend Jesus?
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1,300 Clicks


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