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by: sixtiesmustang (03/23/2004)

Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system

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by: CoreyAngel (03/20/2004)

Fred's Taxidermy. "You snuff 'em we stuff 'em!"

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by: jkiddlova13 (03/20/2004)

Mood swings...
:-)=-O:-$:-:-(:-*:-!:'(;-)8-)>:o:-[:-X:-DO:-):-P:-X

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by: Nico (03/20/2004)

I didn't lose my mind - I sold it on ebay

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by: kookykrazie14 (03/20/2004)

Never take sleeping pills and laxatives at the same time

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by: Silbernicus (03/19/2004)

random oxymoron: Microsoft Works

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by: Unknown (03/19/2004)

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

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by: Mr BlinG 6969 (03/19/2004)

%n is a sexy biatch!

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by: dude17761991hatp (03/18/2004)

Im a Mother F***ing []D. []. []v[]. []D.

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by: sweetspotkid01 (03/18/2004)

Death waits for nobody.

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