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by: RabiesAreBad (03/27/2004)

I put the "laughter" in "slaughter"!
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by: cheetaracer6 (03/27/2004)

WWJD?
...for a Klondike Bar
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by: miniplum (03/26/2004)

I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men, for example.
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by: Denya (03/26/2004)

It's like when a Pokemon steals your soul and you have to beat him at checkers to get it back.
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by: jumpygerbil11 (03/26/2004)

"I like children - fried."
- W.C. Fields
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by: Anaconda 050 (03/26/2004)

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
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by: Anaconda 050 (03/25/2004)

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
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by: Fechner (03/25/2004)

I'm starting to think foosball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs.
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by: TyRoss (03/24/2004)

If you believe in telekenesis please raise my hand.
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by: ValkrieCrow92 (03/23/2004)

I only talk to people who are worthy of me.
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