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by: Bkwon10 (05/04/2004)

I'm in shape... round is a shape!
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by: TMD7690 (05/04/2004)

Studies show that 81% of people's "funny" away messages are stolen from popular comedians or famous movies.
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by: mustangcongrl446 (04/30/2004)

Don't you wish life came with a "Click Here to Enlarge" button?
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by: gravyisgood12345 (04/28/2004)

Does God get spam?
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by: Johnnyboy1010 (04/28/2004)

Quick, what's the number for 911?
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by: Bobgoesby (04/27/2004)

Life in a vacuum sucks.
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by: hohoitzahottie4u (04/25/2004)

Giant chicken-eating water monkeys have pillaged my home. Now I'm out seeking revenge on those bastard apes and ending this tyranny once and for all!
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by: KrazyMunky992 (04/25/2004)

If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, then why is there a song about him?
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by: philycheese66 (04/23/2004)

Did you know that 10 out of 9 people have a problem with fractions?
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by: bobbybobson (04/22/2004)

...One by one, the penguins steal my sanity...
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