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by: kimi   (05/30/2004)

If you can guess what I'm doing, I'll email you a cookie.
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by: KISSFREAK1516   (05/30/2004)

I may be small, I may be tiny -
but mess with me and I'll kick your hiney!! >:o
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by: SUNFISHGUY478   (05/19/2004)

Random Fact:
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. Copper is a brown-red color, correct? This is scientific evidence to back up blonde jokes!
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by: yousmellikecrap   (05/19/2004)

Ya know, I USED to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now.
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by: tatatatina234   (05/18/2004)

You can't spell STUD without S T D! :)
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by: damd4lif   (05/12/2004)

TACT is for people not smart enough to be sarcastic. ;)
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by: biggytaz   (05/11/2004)

A guy spends the first 9 months of his life trying to get out, then spends the rest of his life trying to get back in. Life's just funny like that, ain't it?
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by: Maefilly   (05/11/2004)

I don't believe him, but my doctor says I have A.D.D.
Apparently it stands for Attention Defficit HEY LETS GO RIDE BIKES!
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by: samazon6116   (05/10/2004)

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun... :)
But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son!
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by: NGenesis9   (05/06/2004)

ROCK IS DEAD!
Long live Paper and Scissors...!!
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